sliding, diving and proteins colliding. here be cute animals, boybands, geekery and puns.

29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from retrospectively, i don't care. with 100,756 notes

tgifreitag:

fruit-baby:

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

holy hell

AHHHHHHHH

Tagged: OMG THE CUTESTpuppy!

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29th July 2014

Chat reblogged from stuck in an elevator with 450,327 notes

  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

Tagged: loli was trying to explain learning Chinese to my team the other dayMandarin has four tonesCantonese has eightthe pictograms are basically the sameexcept you can have them fancy (traditional) or basic (simplified)yeah so 'godspeed' is...accuratelanguage is a constantly evolving entity

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28th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from grace for saints and ramblers with 49,536 notes

wolverxne:

Freddy The Fox by: [Rob Lee]

Photographers note: "This brave fox wandered up on our porch. He's half cat, half dog, and all cute. When the fox first came for a visit we instantly named it "Freddy the Fox." But after we got to know it we found out Freddy is actually Frederica."

Tagged: OMG THE CUTESTFox

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28th July 2014

Post reblogged from Get lost with me, darling with 161,837 notes

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

Tagged: lolthis one's for popliar

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27th July 2014

Photo reblogged from i guess i like one direction now with 2,769 notes


williedevine84 Guess who went on the Harry Potter studio tour today…?!

williedevine84 Guess who went on the Harry Potter studio tour today…?!

Tagged: one of us one of usNiall HoranHPwhen fandoms collide

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27th July 2014

Photo reblogged from A Softer World feed with 1,512 notes

softerworld:

A Softer World: 1129
(there’s meaning as long as there’s someone to need it)
buy this print

softerworld:

A Softer World: 1129

(there’s meaning as long as there’s someone to need it)

buy this print

Tagged: storytelling 101life lessons

27th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from A Day in the Mind of... with 390,787 notes

deepbreathsanddeath:

This is a real panda
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

Look, I love the idea of a panda on a plane as much as the next person, but this pic is likely fake, and panda diplomacy is not as cuddly a strategy as it appears.

Tagged: pandaspolitical

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26th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from It's MoscaRific. with 104,584 notes

melkior:

send hELP

Tagged: loldinos are foreverunless the flamingoes get them

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26th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from predatory dance squid with 11,841 notes

xx

Tagged: lolI like how Liam looks like he cares for a moment in the 3rd gifbut that's only about whether Harry catches the biscuit or notno one bats an eyelid at the resultHarry Stylesliam payneone direction

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25th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from But alas! the creature grows degenerate. with 355,694 notes

Tagged: OMG THE CUTESTdoh a deer

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